being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away
gonna put them on my christmas tree shaped christmas tree
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
i am making the weirdest laugh sounds at this- kind of honking
I just snorted beer out my nose.
remember that weight i lost i found it again